Moat

I have a moat!!!!!!

That's my front door you can see.

Its not even for my benefit, my lovely new neighbours don't have a loo, so the builder/handyman/jack of all trades (including calf midwifery) and his stepson are building them one, the main drain happens to be on the other side of my building so they need to bury the drainage pipe across my front door.

Which is fine, except due to the gales the builder/handyman/jack of all trades and his stepson have been called to somewhere else on the estate to repair broken roofs.

if you decide to come and see us - don't forget about the moat - I am hoping for a drawbridge, but so far.....